So, I’ve heard a lot of you complaining about how cold it is here in Santa Barbara lately, just because it’s flirting with dipping below 60 degrees every once in a while. As the campus’ only Weatherhuman I feel that it’s my duty to try and rectify the situation, so from here on out I will be doing my best to raise the temperature so you blonde beezies can still get a tan in late November. After all, global warming is only a bad thing when it’s 110 degrees in March. We could use some of that greenhouse effect right about now, lest we be forced to put our flip-flops away.

Tomorrow’s forecast: The ‘human sneaks into your house and turns on your stove… for the beezies.