I’m so nervous. I have my first section today. This is judgment time — where I’ll find out the answer to the most important question of the new quarter: How hot will my new class be? And I don’t mean that in a meteorological sense. I mean seriously, if I’m going to be sitting through an hour a week of the same shit my professor already went over in lecture, there had better be some eye candy. I’ve long given up on some classes (film, anyone?), and I don’t have any brainless comm beauties to count on — so it’s really a tossup. This could make or break my whole quarter.

Tomorrow’s forecast: The ‘human accidentally walks into a computer science class, only to discover it’s a regular Abercrombie and Fitch catalog. Is it too late to change majors?