Not to sound too cliché, but everyone really should exercise their right to vote today, especially considering just how huge this year’s electoral results are. I originally walked into the office today planning on writing about which candidates I think you all should support, but I’ve got to admit, my day has been completely derailed by the discovery of I mean, HOLY SHIT, what a goldmine. I feel like Columbus discovering the new world. But back to the real world, don’t forget to vote. I’m pretty sure Puff Daddy (please don’t give him the courtesy of calling him by other names) will kill you if you don’t.

Tuesday’s Super Forecast: Vote early, vote often, vote ‘human!