I’m amazed that the idiots at the Prevention Research Center would send me a long survey and a $10 bill and think that the money would actually inspire me to fill out the survey and send it back. Thanks for the cash homeys, but now that you’ve paid me, what incentive do I have to help you?
Between the cash money (R.I.P. Wilmer) and the $10 check they sent me in the fall, I’ve now made 20 bucks off these people without doing a thing. Not a bad deal. You usually have to take off another layer and do a little dance for this kind of easy scratch.
Tuesday’s Forecast: the WeatherBosses institute a similar pay first program and receive a weeks worth of columns that say only “Suck it morons… I’m on vacation until the next payday.”