You: the moderately pathetic college student browsing Craigslist’s “missed connections,” hoping in vain for a complete stranger’s affection to validate your meaningless existence. Me: the one from “rants and raves” who is convinced that 9/11 was all just a hoax perpetrated by those goddamn illegals outside of Albertsons. Let’s hook up. No fatties.
Tomorrow’s forecast: Can you get rid of your herpes in the free stuff section? No? Fuck
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
