Caution: Wet Cement

May 14, 2009 by

Today I'm going to get on my soap box real quick, because something's bugging me.
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The Honeymoon Is Over

May 13, 2009 by

So, Mackenzie Weinger is our new editor in chief. I've accepted that. But I'm so sick and tired of this damn honeymoon.
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Standards are for Chumps

May 12, 2009 by

Guys, why is it we drink Natty? Same goes for you, Keystone drinkers.
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Much Ado about Floating

May 11, 2009 by

Man, how crazy was Floatopia 2? No, seriously, how crazy was it? I wasn’t there. What’s that you say? Why, you weren’t either? Hmm… It’s almost as though nobody actually ...
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I’ll Be Back

May 7, 2009 by

(To the tune of “The Sound of Music”) The hills are alive, with the smell of ashes With some help from the heat, and the weather sunny The hills fill my lungs, with clouds of deadly smoke ...
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Cinco de Wednesday!

May 6, 2009 by

Congratulations, guys.
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Midterms

May 5, 2009 by

So, apparently yesterday was the biggest day of midterms this year, as evidenced by the hundreds of people wandering around in swarms every hour or so.
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Choose Your Own Joke

May 4, 2009 by

Today, we have a special “choose your own adventure” weather. And by that, I mean choose your own joke. It’s almost as cool, Man, how ’bout that (A.S., greek system, Subway san...
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The Weatherhuman Becomes a Fashion Advice Columnist

April 30, 2009 by

Point of fact: glasses don’t make you look smart. Well, not if you’re sitting in lecture in board shorts and a tank top, texting away to your brosephs about what a crazy night you had last...
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It’s for Your Own Good

April 29, 2009 by

Have you heard about this whole emergency provision to ban drinking on the beach, just because it got out of hand once? It's frightening business, but at least it makes sense.
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liek omg guys!

April 28, 2009 by

OMG guys, the day's finally here. Death Cab is coming!!! I'm soooo excited.
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I Want a Recount!

April 27, 2009 by

You all failed me. All I asked was that you band together just a little bit to elect the Weatherhuman as A.S. president, and you let me down. Thanks guys. To make it worse, A.S. didn’t even incl...
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Self-Reflection

April 23, 2009 by

Facebook recently told me that “Two of my friends are fans of God.” Sweet. Really glad I now know that. That’s so useful, I think I just might tweet about it. Or better yet, I’...
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Sandwiches and Vaginas

April 22, 2009 by

I love the service sector. Seriously, the shit you guys have to put up with late at night in Isla Vista really ought to earn you a fucking medal.
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The Weather Platform

April 21, 2009 by

Vote Weatherhuman! I'm running on a platform of embarrassing A.S. for all the stupid shit it pulls and bringing it down from the inside.
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