Vote Weatherhuman! I’m running on a platform of embarrassing A.S. for all the stupid shit it pulls and bringing it down from the inside. Only a couple thousand people actually vote, so if only 1,000 of you write “The Weatherhuman” in for A.S. president, Chancellor Yang and the whole administration will sure have egg on their faces. Also, my first campaign promise is to throw an egg at J.P. Primeau’s face. It’s your move, electorate.

Tomorrow’s forecast: The ‘human pulls some crazy shit like Chris Par, yelling profanities with surprising stamina toward thousands of bewildered students for hours on end. That’ll get your vote, right?