Point of fact: glasses don’t make you look smart. Well, not if you’re sitting in lecture in board shorts and a tank top, texting away to your brosephs about what a crazy night you had last Tuesday. They still don’t, for that matter, if you’re rocking juicy shorts, bleached-blonde hair and loudly talking with your neighbor about how boring the teacher is. Actually, quite frankly, rocking the glasses makes you look downright foolish. Sorry to be the one to break the bad news.

Tomorrow’s forecast: The ‘human’s fashion advice has unforeseen repercussions. Namely, those thick-framed indie-kid glasses disappear from our lecture halls for good. Damn. Those were hot.