I hope you had a happy Easter and, more importantly, a happy end to lent. How’d those 40 days go? Yeah, let’s get real: I know your pledge to eat less fatty foods and exercise more went just about as well as that new years resolution to actually keep up with class readings in 2009. Oh well, hope spring’s eternal, I guess. As for me, lent was great. Turns out heroin has an extra little kick after going without it for so long. Who knew?

Tomorrow’s forecast: Happiness is a warm gun. Oh yes it is. Also, the weather gets a lot less coherent.