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The ‘Boogie-Less’ Kings Leave Sacramento With No Hope, Franchise Remains in Declining State

The Sacramento Kings' decision to trade arguably the best center in the league, Demarcus 'Boogie' Cousins, has left many people within their fan base with what seems like an unsolvable void. Staff wri...
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UCSB Pro-Nazi Meninists Feel Oppressed by Campus Liberals

After the inauguration of President Donald Trump, UCSB pro-Nazi meninists claim to have been targeted by on-campus anti-Trump and anti-racism protests.
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NHL Power Rankings – Week 5

With the trade deadline rapidly approaching, staff writer Jack Mathews ranks all the teams thus far and who possibly needs to make a deal.
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Spirit of Andrew Jackson visits President Trump with New Domestic Policy Proposals

A recent tweet released by President Trump made mention of a “huge historical inspiration” from a good friend he “would’ve done business with.”
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President Obama to Join the National Tour Cast of ‘Hamilton: An American Musical’

While the Obamas do plan on taking some more time off, the former POTUS has recently announced his plans to join the touring national cast of “Hamilton.”
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Ask Eggbert: An Advice Column

UCSB’s Resident Alien Answers Your Burning Questions
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Third-Year Student Takes Over Philosophy 127 After Professor Fails to Show

“It was 4:07 and the professor wasn’t there,” he said. “I couldn’t take the silence so I just started talking.”
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Geno Auriemma and UCONN Women’s Basketball: A Dynasty Built on the Tradition of Success

The UConn women's basketball team has been a staple of success under the tenure of coach Auriemma capped off by possibly its biggest accomplishment, 100-straight victories.
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In Photos: 32nd Annual Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Held in various venues across downtown Santa Barbara, this year’s Santa Barbara International Film Festival was one for the books. Groundbreaking works such as ‘Loving’, ‘Moonl...
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Girl Scout Cookies: What You Need to Know

Be an informed buyer this Girl Scout Cookie season.
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Lonely Janitor Steals Keys to Hearts, Many Students Left Heartbroken

“I am like, completely heartbroken. He doesn’t even snap me back or respond to my Facebook event invites!” said second-year psych major Susan Cupid.
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Student Contacts Dead Ancestors for Dating Advice

“Performing seances when it isn’t Halloween isn’t great business,” Riley said, “So I figured I would help guide others with their ancestors’ advice on how to get in a relationship just in ...
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Trump Presidency Ends Reverse Racism in America

Just as Obama had ended regular racism before him, President Trump has successfully ended reverse racism. Wow!
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Missing Girl Found After Going into Hiding To Avoid Giving Ride

Missing UCSB student Jill Crosswell was found alive yesterday morning at 5:00 a.m.
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Sorority Sally Confused About Muslin Ban

Sally considers the different points of views on the Muslin ban, but ultimately doesn’t understand the controversy.
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