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Emotional Sensitivi-Bee

May 9, 2019 by Kate Ryan

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May 9, 2019 by Ruby Bruder

Panda Express Line Reaches All-Time High, Chaos Ensues

May 9, 2019 by Max Myszkowski

Earlier this week, during the daily lunch-rush feeding frenzy at the University Center’s Panda Express, the wait time for this inauthentic — yet no less delicious — cuisine reached an all-time h...
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In Photos | Community Garden Grand Opening

May 8, 2019 by Daily Nexus Photography

The new community garden is located at University United Methodist Church, on the corner of Sueno and Camino del Sur.
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Spotify Targets Young Singles With Ambient 8-Hour Playlist of Couples Arguing

May 7, 2019 by Daniel Carroll

In an effort to acquire young single listeners, Spotify has released an eight-hour-long playlist featuring the ambient back-and-forths of couples arguing. The “Couples Arguing” playlist features a...
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How To Break Your RA in the Final Quarter

May 6, 2019 by Sadie Istic

Freshmen, you’ve almost made it through your first year of college, and we at Nexustentialism would like to sincerely congratulate you! We believe that a fitting celebration would be mentally breaki...
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Non-Traditional Student Mom Somehow Able To Make All Class Content Relate Back to Ten-Year-Old Son, Ethan

May 3, 2019 by Sam Penn

Students of History 178B: US Wealth and Poverty have found that somehow, all class content ties back to non-traditional and fellow student Tammy Oblesky’s son, Ethan.
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Breaking: EX-S.T.E.M. Major Finds New Ways To Hate Her Life

May 2, 2019 by Carly Kay

After switching her major from biochemistry to medieval studies, third-year Ima Noying has longed to fill the empty void in her heart that used to be nourished by the steady source of suffering associ...
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Alumna Finally Shoots Her Shot With Cutie From the Fourth Floor

May 1, 2019 by Maddie Smith

This alumni weekend was said to cause nostalgia in old Gauchos who came back for one last hurrah. So much nostalgia, in fact, that multiple alumni were seen trying to rekindle romances with their drun...
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Stagecoach Takes All the Racism Away from I.V. for the Weekend

May 1, 2019 by Raffi Torres

This weekend, in unprecedented fashion, Isla Vista witnessed an absolute first that shocked the local authorities. What was that first? Isla Vista experienced no racist incidents for the first time si...
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Alumnus Visits His Former I.V. House, Forces Current Residents on a Trip Down Memory Lane

April 30, 2019 by Chad Wilson

Alumni weekend provides former Gauchos a chance to escape the grueling reality of adulthood by letting them roam around their old stomping grounds to relive the peak of their existence. Between awkwar...
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