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March 3, 2019

Internal Conflict

By Kate Ryan

February 28, 2019

White Girl Continues To Touch Hair of Beautiful Girl Who Sits in Front of Her

By Joey Zones

Last week, it was reported that Tiffany-Joy Johanson-Mills suddenly and without consent plunged her fingers into the hair of a Beautiful Girl sitting in front of her during a mid-sized communication prerequisite lecture.

February 28, 2019

“Oh the Caucasity,” Exclaims the 5 Percent of Black Students at UCSB

By Joey Zones

In what is breaking news to only white students, an abysmal five percent of students at UC Santa Barbara are actually Black. While Black students have been painfully aware of this fact for a very long time, non-Black stu...

February 27, 2019

Letters To My Lover (Recruiter)

By Don Chawanmi

Dearest Recruiter, How are you? How have you been? I haven’t heard from you in two months, but I’m doing fine. Being ghosted is normal for me, so just let me know when you want to talk. I’ll be here!

February 26, 2019

The Curse of the Creepy Mural in Ortega Dining Commons

By Max Myszkowski

Ortega dining hall is home to many wonders: a piano for show-offs, vegetarian Mondays and a ghastly mural that might suck out your soul if you look at it for too long. Ortega’s 76-foot-long mural, depicting a scene fro...

February 25, 2019

5 Places to Park in I.V.

By Christina Muoio

Isla Vista is notorious for being devoid of parking spaces; there’s no greater rage than when you think you’ve found a parking spot, but it turns out to be the entrance to someone’s driveway. Therefore, I’ve comp...

February 21, 2019

Housemate Gets Laid, Can’t Stop Exclaiming, “Man I Didn’t Sleep at All Last Night!”

By Kian Karamdashti

Local resident Virgil Nomo had a busy night last night if you know what I mean, but you probably already heard because he won’t shut up about it.

February 21, 2019

Breaking News: Girl Regrets Lip Tattoo

By Brian Byrne

There’s a long list of regrettable decisions frequently made by college students: waiting until the night before to start writing a paper, drunkenly emailing your professor to apologize for causing his early-onset hair...

February 19, 2019

Greek Sisterhoods Only Thing Preventing Shitty, 65-Block Oceanside Homes from Eroding Into Ocean

By Kylie Jemmer

If you're among the 89 percent of UCSB’s undergraduate population that has not yet joined greek life, you may want to reconsider. As houses on 66-block through 68-block have been making the slow progression of plunging...

February 17, 2019

In Photos | Santa Barbara International Film Festival

By Daily Nexus Photography

The annual film festival welcomed dozens of celebrities.

February 17, 2019

What Are You Doing on Valentine’s Day?

By Ruby Bruder

February 17, 2019

Valentine’s Day History

By Sam Rankin

February 17, 2019

Love Thy…

By Kate Ryan

February 14, 2019

The Four People You’ll Date in College

By Brock Clark

Relationships are tough. How tough? Tough to say. In I.V., they’re tougher than a Hydro Flask that just won’t break whenever it smacks into the ground mid-lecture. We can’t just make out in cars like we did in high...

February 14, 2019

Girl Reminisces About Best Valentine’s Day Hook-Up: Part 2

By Melanie Banghārd

If there’s one hook-up everyone remembers as the most magical time of all, it’s when they lost their virginity. The year was 2016. I finally had a boyfriend, Leo was about to win his first Oscar, Taylor and Kanye wer...

February 13, 2019

68 Block Myth-Busters

By Hannah Jackson

Secrecy clouds the enigmatic residents of the 68 block. Not much is known about the mystifying barefooted beings who dwell its streets, but nevertheless, rumors swirl about. We here at Nexustentialism went undercover to ...