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May 20, 2019

Extravaganza Sounded Awesome From the Line Three Miles Away!

By Betty Cocker

A series of successful events from A.S. Program Board came to a grinding halt on Sunday when 2019’s Extravaganza was determined to be the biggest clusterfuck in recent memory. It appears that Program Board blew their b...

May 19, 2019

In Photos | “Bark Party” Hosts Furry Friends

By Daily Nexus Photography

Saturday's event saw a number of fun games and activities, including a best dog trick contest and musical chairs: dog edition. 

May 17, 2019

Goth Girl Sues Sorority for Making Doc Martens Popular Again

By Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

It seems Kappa Kappa Gumbo has gotten itself into another legal fiasco, this time for enraging the goth community. The culprit? Doc Martens.

May 17, 2019

100% Of UCSB Long-Distance Relationships Would Rapidly Implode if Couple Ever Hung Out In in Person, Study Finds

By Daniel Carroll

A school-wide study conducted by UCSB’s Department of Communication revealed that 100% of long-distance relationships based out of UCSB would rapidly implode if the couple ever spent extensive time together in person. ...

May 16, 2019

Time Travel

By Peyton Stotelmyre

May 16, 2019

In Photos | AFSCME Strikes For Fifth Time In A Year

By Daily Nexus Photography

The union went on strike after alleging the UC has been responsible for “years of scandal."

May 16, 2019

The Birds at Ucen

By Ruby Bruder

May 16, 2019

Last Rites

By Kate Ryan

May 16, 2019

Egg

By Peyton Stotelmyre

May 16, 2019

Goat Boy: Work Ethic

By Sam Rankin

May 16, 2019

Coughing in Lecture Hall Recreates Beethoven’s Fifth

By Ima Noyed

In a miraculous turn of events last week, midterms on UCSB campus became mysteriously musical. Surely every student who has had the misfortune of slogging through the college cold and flu season (which is literally just ...

May 16, 2019

Senior Reminisces on Marks He Has Left on UCSB

By Mark E. Stain

ISLA VISTA — Graduating senior Bob Lee-Fluids seductively laid upon his hand-me-down couch in his Del Playa home contemplating the last four years of his college experience. He looked lovingly upon the blue Frost Four ...

May 15, 2019

Student Too Embarrassed to Return to Bike Shop, Walks to Class Instead

By Kian Karamdashti

Pop! Third-year UC Santa Barbara student Anthony Wheeler knew the sound all too well. The back inner tube of his bike had popped and soon the sound of grinding metal on concrete soon grew apparent as he slowly attempted ...

May 14, 2019

Extravaganza Lineup Announcement Unjustly Forces Students to Listen to New Music

By Jared Spleez

Once again, Extravaganza season is upon us and with the release of the lineup for the highly anticipated concert on Sunday, there is a wide mix of reactions among students. With big names like Aminé and Playboi Carti se...

May 14, 2019

Chancellor Yang to Headline Extravaganza

By Christina Muoio

Well folks, you heard it here first. Our beloved Chancellor, Henry T. Yang, will be headlining this year’s Extravaganza festival, according to A.S. Program Board, who announced the lineup yesterday.

May 14, 2019

Student Preemptively Rolling for Extravaganza

By Max Myszkowski

Today, nearly a whole business week before Extravaganza celebrations are due to begin, UCSB student Molly Poppins decided to preemptively get in the spirit of the festival the only way she knows how - that’s right: pil...