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Senior Transformations

June 25, 2015 by

Four years may seem like a short period of time, but the four years spent in college tend to be the ones that fly by the fastest.
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Lyrical Wordplay or Literary Genius?

June 4, 2015 by

Hip-hop is kind of like a Transformer: there’s more to it than meets the eye. On the surface, it may seem like it’s all money, dro and asses being thrown in a circle, but the deeper you dig, the m...
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Cheating Tips for the Average Student

May 30, 2015 by

College is hard. How does anyone ever expect us to be able to balance our social lives, sleep AND good grades??
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20 Awful Party Theme Ideas

May 27, 2015 by and

Have you ever wanted to throw a party with a theme no one has ever seen before?
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A Beginner’s Guide to Dorm Room Yoga

May 20, 2015 by

With finals season just around the corner, stress relief is a must. Drinking your problems away isn’t always an option, and sometimes you just don’t feel like dragging yourself to the gym. The sol...
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Jaden Smith: Twitter Sensation or Potential Philosophy Professor?

May 19, 2015 by

Unfortunately for all social media fanatics, a life-changing phenomenon has been lost amongst the world of tweeters. That’s right, Jaden Smith has officially deleted his Twitter account.
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5 Awesome Gangster Movies You Haven’t Seen

May 15, 2015 by

Too often, the gangster genre gets boiled down to a handful of classics: “The Godfather,” “Scarface,” “GoodFellas.”
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Waka Flocka Flame’s Presidential Campaign

May 13, 2015 by

A few days ago, I experienced a magical re-awakening where the Facebook “trending” news sidebar actually taught me something useful: Waka Flocka Flame had announced that he was running for Preside...
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Pros and Cons of Missing Mother’s Day

May 11, 2015 by

Being away at college means that you miss a lot of family gossip and events. Sometimes you forget that life moves on without you.
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Cinco de Drinko?

May 5, 2015 by

Now don’t get me wrong, Cinco de Mayo is one of the greatest days known to mankind—and I’m not just saying that because I, myself, was born on May 5th. However, where does Cinco de Drinko cross ...
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DMT: The Enigmatic Alkaloid

May 4, 2015 by

There’s one drug that stands out amongst the rest. People talk about it like they would an urban legend or ancient myth. That drug is DMT — aka N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.
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Extravaganza 2015 Lineup Predictions

May 1, 2015 by

With Extravaganza right around the corner, there has been much speculation as to which artists are going to make the lineup.
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9 Common Questions Asked by Future Freshmen

April 29, 2015 by

We’ve all been there. It’s your first day on campus, and all you’re trying to do is get some info about your soon-to-be university.
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“Unfriended” Film Review

April 28, 2015 by

To be honest, I was planning to shit on this movie. It looked shitty, it sounded shitty, and given my jaded tendencies, I was expecting to have a shitty time.
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Some Insight into Spring Insight

April 9, 2015 by

On Saturday, April 11th, all future Gauchos will be visiting our paradise of a school in hopes of getting a glimpse of what the next four years of their life will be like.
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