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Accurate Isla Vista Street Names

November 3, 2015 by

Instead of recognizing any cultural significance behind the beautiful names designating each unique street in this community­­­­, we’ve relabeled them all for present day accuracy. 65 Block: Bey...
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Trick or Chug: Isla Vista Edition

November 1, 2015 by

We all remember those thrilling, spooky, sugar-induced nights as children where we got to be whatever we wanted and would go around collecting candy just for being cute in our costumes. Those were tru...
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How To Make Booze 101

October 29, 2015 by

Are you tired of having to deal with the high cost of alcohol? Or maybe you’re a freshman without a fake I.D. and no upperclassmen as friends. Either way, worry no more, because cheap and easy booze...
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Elections on Elm Street

October 27, 2015 by

Halloween is only a hop, skip and jump away, so here at the Daily Nexus, we’d like you to join us in conducting a bit of a thought experiment. Imagine that, just for a second, only evil individuals ...
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California Drought Ends, UCSB Students Feel Conflicted

October 24, 2015 by

Californians received a huge relief this past Wednesday when a heavy rainstorm flooded the state with an average of 1.5 inches of precipitation. Governor Jerry Brown called a press conference to offic...
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Eight DIY Halloween Costumes

October 22, 2015 by

With Halloween just a couple weeks away, the panic to find the perfect costume is setting in. Getting the stuff necessary to become the perfect Daenerys Targaryen or Donald Trump can get pretty expens...
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Netflix and Chill: Halloween Edition

October 20, 2015 by

Ladies and gentlemen, and those who feel they fall somewhere else on the gender spectrum (we are all-inclusive here at the Daily Nexus), grab a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and stay awhile — October is up...
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Eight Halloween Candy Cocktail Combos

October 15, 2015 by

Halloween in college is equal parts childhood nostalgia and bad decisions. You get to do all the fun stuff you wanted to do when you were little, like stay up all night and eat as much unhealthy crap ...
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Five Penis Enlargement Techniques From Around the World

October 13, 2015 by

Attention Gauchos! Do you like to ride to and from school on a Harley? Do you commonly use the word ‘faggot’ to describe others on internet forums? Have you been saving your Jamba Juice tip money ...
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10 Funniest Free & For Sale Posts

October 12, 2015 by and

No school’s Facebook group offers as much diversity in its posts as the UCSB Free & For Sale page. If you’re getting rid of an old beach cruiser, in the market for some gently used furniture o...
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The Man Behind the Toupee

September 26, 2015 by

Somehow, the Trump campaign has made its way into September, inexplicably polling ahead of all challengers in the Republican Party.
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Roommate Horror Stories

September 2, 2015 by

The leases are signed, the dorm placements are finalized and it’s the time of year where everyone still has naive optimism about the people they are living with.
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Pros and Cons of Summer Life at Home

August 18, 2015 by

Summer is a time for relaxation, catching up with friends from back home and relearning how to live with your parents instead of people your own age.
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What Not To Say In An Interview

August 8, 2015 by

This year, I was late to the summer job market because I was taking finals while all the local high schoolers were snatching up the sweetest positions.
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Presidential Profile

July 26, 2015 by

Get excited, people. Presidential Elections are a mere 16 months away.
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