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7 Ways to Turn Your Backyard into Cabo

March 28, 2017 by

Don’t want to cry profusely out of jealousy while avoiding your neighbor’s attempts to recruit you into his meth lab? Then follow these seven easy steps to create Cabo in your backyard!
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Professor Booze Cruise Results in Hijacked Oil Rig

March 27, 2017 by

What was meant to be a quiet ocean cruise for several of the school’s esteemed faculty turned into a nightmare of intoxicated hijinks, which included the swift seizure of one of the several oil rigs...
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“My Body, My Feet” Movement Aims to End Unwanted Footsy

March 24, 2017 by

On Sunday afternoon, a group of impassioned students forewent their studies in favor of chanting “My body! My feet!” while marching in and around Davidson Library.
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Girl Wearing Makeup to 8 a.m. Final is Better Than You

March 22, 2017 by and

“I thought there was this kinda unspoken agreement that we would all look like trash for the week as a community-strengthening thing”.
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5 Most Romantic Spaces in the Library

March 21, 2017 by

Are you afraid the love of your life might slip away because all you can think about are blue books and essay prompts? Have no fear! Nexustentialism is here to save your unraveling relationships.
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What Your St. Paddy’s Day Outfit Says About You

March 16, 2017 by

It has become common practice to dress up for the holiday with varying degrees of effort. Here’s a few examples of what your St. Paddy’s Day outfit says about you:
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5 Good Places to Cry at UCSB

March 15, 2017 by

Here is a list of good public places to let loose a few tears ... you simp.
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Bike Lanes Expected to Reopen in Spring

March 14, 2017 by

Students can expect to bike by the library again when Spring Quarter rolls around.
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Top 8 Places to Break Out into Song and Dance on Campus

March 14, 2017 by

But with the impacted space on the UCSB campus, where does one go to pretend they’re on an open golf course and fully channel their inner Zac Efron?
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Top 5 Spots for Cathartic Screaming on Campus

March 13, 2017 by

As finals week approaches, the desire to let out some of your stress in the form of a socially unacceptable shriek may threaten to overwhelm you.
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How To Get a Spring Break Body

March 10, 2017 by

But fear not! We have the perfect answer to the burning question plaguing the millennial generation.
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Why the MLB Needs to Embrace Its ‘Un-American’ Cultural Divide

March 9, 2017 by

Baseball holds the title of 'America's game' but a shift to its standards is occurring from the continuous influence of Latino and Hispanic players. Staff writer Omar Hernandez explains his take on th...
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6 Pictures of Henry T. Yang Being a Silly, Silly Goose!!

March 9, 2017 by and

We all know Chancellor Henry T. Yang can be a goofball sometimes, but what you’re about to see will certainly make you lose control of your bowels! This stack of photos left behind at a local Chuck ...
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Even Year Magic Against All Odds

March 7, 2017 by

The even-year streak ended last year with the Cubs winning the world series, but Giants fans can never forget the magical run.
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Time Capsule Unearthed at Campus Point

March 7, 2017 by

This past Sunday, third-year economics major Morgan Capano came across a mysterious metal item while hiking the trail around Campus Point.
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