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January 7, 2017

NFL Wild Card Preview

By Richard Benites

It's the most wonderful time of the year. No, not Christmas, even better, playoff football, and staff writer Richard Benites breaks down all four wild card match-ups.

January 4, 2017

10 Things the Elf on the Shelf Overheard During the Holidays

By Mia Roncati

This festive little buddy comes out to decorate the house with candy canes and lights and does more than just overlook from his perch.

December 30, 2016

6 Trends That Need To Make a Comeback in 2017

By Ivana Bangaman

2017 is the year we stop normalizing unrealistic stereotypical roles for minors so we can diversify our content and profit off of more child stars.

December 25, 2016

Santa Rescued from Sinking Sleigh by Heroic Surfers

By Emily Anne Williams

“At first I couldn’t believe it,” second-year environmental studies Joseph Wilkins, one of the rescuers, said.

December 20, 2016

Sorority Sally’s Top 10 All-Time Favorite Christmas Songs

By Sorority Sally

Before you begin wondering why there’s no Mariah Carey or Michael Bublé included on this list, you have to remember that these are my favorite Christmas songs.

December 17, 2016

How To Avoid People from High School 101

By Mia Roncati

You thought you would never see them again after you threw your cap in the air, but if you go home for the holidays, you are bound to see at least 60 percent of your graduating class at some point.

December 13, 2016

Overheard in the Library

By Nexustentialism Staff

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. No, not Christmas season, finals season. At least it was. But now, the library is empty and we move on with our lives.

December 11, 2016

Fantasy Sports Island: NFL Week 14

By Richard Benites

Our fantasy football aficionado, Richard Benites informs us about the latest emerging players that we should all have on our radars heading into Week 14 of the NFL season.

December 8, 2016

Ralph Hasenhüttl: The Perfect Wenger Replacement

By Ryan Burns

Staff writer Ryan Burns breaksdown the rise of Arsenal since the addition of Ralph Hasenhüttl at the helm.

December 6, 2016

22 Last Minute Ways to Raise Your Grade

By Ariana Marmolejo

Do not sleep. At all. It slows down the brain and prevents further learning.

November 30, 2016

Friendship Manor Gives Up on Noise Ordinance, Throws Rager Instead

By Mia Roncati

The drinks were flowing all night as slutty nurses spoon-fed the elderly residents Jell-O shots, and orderlies laced their oxygen tanks with dank kush.

November 27, 2016

Professor Only Curses To Impress Freshmen

By Ariana Marmolejo

Students have claimed that his casual F-bombs and “shits” don't make his second-rate retelling of elementary school history any more interesting.

November 26, 2016

Nexus Top 10: Sports Curses

By Richard Benites

Think your favorite sports team is cursed? Well, maybe our own Richard Benites will confirm your suspicions with his list on the Top 10 Sports Curses!

November 26, 2016

Fantasy Sports Island: NFL Week 12

By Richard Benites

Our fantasy football aficionado, Richard Benites informs us about the latest emerging players that we should all have on our radars heading into Week 11 of the NFL season.

November 25, 2016

Illegal Candle Trade in Dorms At All-Time High

By Andrea Alvarez

“They were pleading innocent, but you could tell they were lying,” Capt. Morgan said, shaking his head. “Who would use peppermint-scented candles before Thanksgiving?"

November 19, 2016

Obama Barricades Self in Oval Office, Refuses to Let 45th President In

By Ariana Marmolejo

Shortly after meeting with President-elect Donald Trump and participating in a civil photo-op, a composed Obama immediately kicked everyone out, grabbed a pint of Cherry Garcia and then locked the doors.