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Comic: Dress Code Guide

May 30, 2018 by


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The #Plategate Scandal

May 30, 2018 by

It all started approximately three months ago when, after a joyous Sunday morning breakfast, an unidentified member of your house put a dirty plate in the, gasp, clean dish rack.
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Coffee Spill in Harold Frank Hall Befouls Five Backpacks

May 25, 2018 by

In a press briefing early this morning, CSO Chief, Copson Robberts, confirmed the rumors that a total of five backpacks were destroyed in an unfortunate coffee accident in Harold Frank Hall’s main l...
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Comic: #NotOneMore

May 24, 2018 by


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A Blind Cheap Beer Taste Test with the Daily Nexus

May 24, 2018 by , and

Need to figure out what rack to buy for your next game of beer die? The Nexus video team has you covered.
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Student Taking Grad Photos at Henley Gate Almost Gets Run Over

May 24, 2018 by

In a developing story, senior Jenny Lawrence almost got run over by four different cars while taking her grad photos at Henley Gate this past Monday.
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Another Trash Article by Daily Nexus Reporter

May 23, 2018 by

A failed high school rapper and even more unfortunate writer was sighted last week publishing articles in school newspaper The Daily Nexus.
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Wow! This Student Cleared an Entire Row by Mouth-Breathing!

May 22, 2018 by

Exasperated by cramped lecture hall seating comparable only to that of the economy class of a budget airline, local freshman Tyler Franklin has decided to take a stand.
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Eurasian Collared Doves Annex Entire Campus, Demand Property Rights

May 21, 2018 by

Sure, humans write deeds to prove property ownership, but the fact of the matter is doves can’t read.
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The Real Vote on Divestment Was the Friends We Made Along the Way

May 18, 2018 by and

“I know we didn't decide on anything or even discuss it, but I was stoked to get to sit next to my buddy all night,” stated one senator.
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We’ve Run out of Ideas, so It’s Time to Rank Bread

May 17, 2018 by

Fuck it, we ranked the bread.
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No Shit! New Portola Will Still Give You Food Poisoning

May 17, 2018 by

As it turns out, new Portola is still steadfast in its unwavering commitment to fucking up your digestive system.  
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Comic: X18

May 16, 2018 by


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Over Fortnite? Here’s a New Pastime for UCSB Students!

May 16, 2018 by

A new game of our daily activities and sights in Isla Vista that's designed to help you level up!
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Nexustential Crisis: How to Beer Die Bro

May 15, 2018 by and

An exclusive look into the secret life of beer die bros from the genius journalists of Nexustentialism!
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