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Mo Bamba is Over

November 13, 2018 by Kian Karamdashti

Mo Bamba,” the hit masterpiece by national treasure “Mudboy” Sheck Wes has passed away this weekend at the hands of the song’s discovery by White people.
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Freshman’s Guide to the Hierarchy of Roommates

November 10, 2018 by Chuck Mannsly

It’s the first quarter of college. You shake with anticipation, excited as the future of your unsupervised adult life starts now. There is just one thing off about your perfect new life: your new ro...
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I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Disappointed: Parents Weekend 2018 Report

November 9, 2018 by Brock Clark

Well, UCSB’s Parents Weekend came and went, and things were less than perfect. Parents Weekend is supposed to be a time when we can stop having anxiety attacks from econ, pretend like our social liv...
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Now That’s What I Call Stress Eating!

November 8, 2018 by Hannah Jackson

While some may turn to compulsively smoking stogies or crying in the library’s egg chairs during stressful times, freshman Daniel Diaz has taken up a record-breaking stress eating habit.
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Return of the Shack: How To Get that One Night Stand Out of Your Bed

November 7, 2018 by Brock Clark

To all you newbies, freshmen or downright nice human beings who can’t get that shacker out of your bed, here are seven ways to get him or her to become the Angel of the Morning!
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Goat Boy: Ceiling Stars

November 6, 2018 by Sam Rankin

Game Day

November 6, 2018 by Ruby Bruder

It’s That Time of Year Again

November 6, 2018 by Kate Ryan

The 2018 Gaucho Voter’s Guide

November 5, 2018 by Lizzy Mau

This list features information on special measures exclusively pertaining to life in Isla Vista!
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Cops Caught Flipping Cars to Promote “Keep It Local” Agenda

November 1, 2018 by Mia Roncati

Isla Vista residents have recently fallen victim to a series of crimes aptly named by this writer, “Monster Mash Window Crashes.” The local Free & For Sale page and the UCSB “meme page” ha...
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Dear Mother, Halloween Sucks

October 31, 2018 by Brock Clark

We have no hope this Halloween. The fences are high, higher than any of our friends are getting...
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Soccer Players Not Hot Enough To Warrant Sitting Through Whole Game

October 29, 2018 by Ollie Tanasse and Sam Penn

15 minutes into the infamous UCSB versus Cal Poly SLO soccer game, second-year Veronica Dickstein realized that the soccer players weren’t even hot enough to warrant staying any longer than necessar...
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