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December 3, 2018

How To Watch Porn in College (Freshmen ONLY)

By Diana Prince

Hello freshmen! Welcome to my first “Sex with Stench” article, a monthly sex advice column I’ll be doing for Nexustentialism. I’ve chosen watching porn as my first topic because I think it serves as a perfect tra...

December 3, 2018

Work Ethic

By Ruby Bruder

December 3, 2018

The Commute

By Kate Ryan

December 3, 2018

Holiday Season

By Ruby Bruder

December 3, 2018

Goat Boy: Tolerance

By Sam Rankin

December 3, 2018

Midnight Snack

By Kate Ryan

December 3, 2018

Goat Boy: Alexa

By Sam Rankin

November 30, 2018

Hazed and Confused

By Brock Clark

Hazing sucks. Dad did it, America did it, but we don’t anymore … right? There has been a rampant increase in reports of hazing here at UCSB and frankly it makes me sick. Looks like this reporter is gonna pull trig an...

November 29, 2018

In Photos | Dog Therapy Day: Stay “Pawsitive”

By Daily Nexus Photography

Students flocked to the SRB on Wednesday afternoon for Dog Therapy Day, with the line to get into the event wrapped almost all the way around the building.

November 29, 2018

Bare Minimum Proving To Be Too Much to Ask of Subleaser

By Ollie Tanasse

In an unsurprising and expected series of events, local Isla Vista resident Jackson Smith has finally realized that asking his subleaser to do the bare minimum has proven to be too much for him to handle. Though the subl...

November 28, 2018

A Retrospective Look on No-Nut November

By Harry Knutts

ISLA VISTA, CALIF. - It’s been all the craze. News reports have been coming out of the woodwork in regards to this year’s No-Nut November.

November 27, 2018

Choose Your Fighter: Section Edition

By Emma Demorest

Section classmates — we all know them, we all love and/or hate them. We’re all forced to spend 50 minutes once a week with them at some point in our undergraduate careers.

November 26, 2018

Local Man Has Fish Picture on Tinder Profile

By Hannah Jackson

In order to gain an edge over the stiff competition of the god-like surfers and pretty-boy frat stars of Isla Vista, local man Connor Stewart has added a picture of him holding a dead fish to his Tinder profile.

November 19, 2018

A Gym Rat’s Guide to Getting Swole AF

By Lizzy Mau

Never skip a workout at the Rec Cen again with these five tips that will get you so swole, you’ll be bigger than The Rock. Take it from me, I’m swole AF.

November 16, 2018

New Major, New Me

By Carly Kay

After seeing three ‘reading is sexy’ bumper stickers in the span of two hours (and consistently failing every single chemistry course offered at UCSB), Howard felt the universe was telling her it was time to experien...

November 15, 2018

The Limes vs. Birds Turf Wars Are Tearing This University Apart

By Christina Muoio

Isla Vista, CA - According to several witnesses, the residents of the 67 block of DP are now split into two halves: those who are staunch Bird advocates and those who prefer Limes. A turf war has been started, tearing th...