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January 10, 2019

UCSB Responds to CCS Break-in: We Would Never Give them Enough To Be Missing 10k

By Ollie Tabooger

UC Santa Barbara’s College of Creative Studies was burglarized over winter break, according to an email sent out to all of the college’s students earlier this week. The college estimates the loss to be about $10,000....

January 10, 2019

In Photos | Blue-Green Rivalry Renewed at the Thunderdome

By Daily Nexus Photography

UCSB was able to defend its home court for the fifth consecutive year against rival Cal Poly, defeating the Mustangs by a final score of 65-56.

January 8, 2019

Local, Weak Men Fear Groups of Girls Walking Behind Them

By Johnny Jets

Men’s rights activists everywhere are finally speaking out about the fear and anxiety induced by a group of girls appearing behind them while walking.

January 7, 2019

“Tampons Shouldn’t Be Free,” Cry People Who Don’t Menstruate

By Hannah Jackson

Following a recent announcement that the university will begin offering free menstrual products in the Chi-5 residence halls, a group of offended men emerged from their mothers’ basements and flocked to the internet co...

December 26, 2018

Holiday Shopping

By Kate Ryan

December 26, 2018

Goat Boy: Christmas Classics

By Sam Rankin

December 26, 2018

Success

By Ruby Bruder

December 26, 2018

The Star

By Tinna Lam

December 26, 2018

Maximum Efficiency

By Peyton Stotelmyre

December 26, 2018

December Finals

By Peyton Stotelmyre

December 18, 2018

Gaucho Holiday Gift Guide

By Brock Clark

Happy Holidays from us at the Nexus! We here at Nexustentialism know how difficult it can be to get some good gifts for your friends and family here at UCSB, so we thought we’d do you a solid and tell you what we reall...

December 11, 2018

In Photos | College Cup Comes to UC Santa Barbara

By Daily Nexus Photography

Relive the greatest moments of the college cup matches from this past weekend.

December 6, 2018

If Loving You is Wrong, Lock Me Up: An RA Love Story

By Annie Pepper

First-year Greg Pitkis made breaking news this week after it was revealed that he and his RA, Emily Robinson, have been carrying on an illicit romance. A close source told the Nexus that Pitkis first began to fall for Ro...

December 5, 2018

UCSB Bans Bikes to Increase Bird Traffic

By Christina Muoio

In a completely unsurprising turn of events, UCSB has decided to ban the use of bicycles on campus bike paths to allow room for Bird scooters, now the preferred method of transportation for UCSB students. In an email sen...

December 4, 2018

Actually, the Daily Nexus isn’t Toilet Paper — It’s Paper Towels Used for Alc Spills

By Nexustentialism Staff

Early last month, a person who doesn’t even go to UCSB made claims at an Associated Students Senate meeting that “the Daily Nexus is really good for toilet paper,” stating further to “please use it to wipe your b...

December 3, 2018

How To Watch Porn in College (Freshmen ONLY)

By Diana Prince

Hello freshmen! Welcome to my first “Sex with Stench” article, a monthly sex advice column I’ll be doing for Nexustentialism. I’ve chosen watching porn as my first topic because I think it serves as a perfect tra...