Courtesy of PxHere
Men’s rights activists everywhere are finally speaking out about the fear and anxiety induced by a group of girls appearing behind them while walking.
Hundreds of males across the nation are finally speaking out about the terrifying reality of scary-ass females walking behind them while they’re conducting their regular business. Although this epidemic may have started on college campuses, it now affects men from all walks of life.
“When I hear them giggling and talking loudly, I just know they’re talking shit about me,” second-year Chad Bradston said. “It always happens when I’m walking from my dorm to DLG for dinner. Sometimes it’s so bad I just stop walking and wait for them to pass.”
Reports are coming in indicating that men are starting to take precautions to combat this national emergency. Some of the most popular steps for safety thus far include forming human busses that leave for common destinations every 15 minutes and just plain staying in your room and never coming back out.
“I just can’t take it anymore,” first-year Max Johnston proclaimed. “Girls are fucking scary man, I can’t just go outside without feeling like they’re tearing apart my outfit and making fun of me just outside of earshot. And what the hell are they always giggling about?”
Because this is a fairly unreported phenomenon, not much is yet known about the immediate dangers of the situation, if there are any. Pressure is rising for the university to set up a hotline and support groups for fragile men. An empirical study is currently underway by the sociology department to discover the full scope of this issue.
Johnny Jets thinks men’s rights are as legitimate as Scientology and big dick pills.
Yeah let’s ignore the fact that more men are in prison, more men are homeless, and more men commit suicide. Brian Banks’ accuser completely lied and she didn’t get 1 second of jailtime. Know your facts and do your research before you make bold claims about topics that you don’t do research on. You want to ban people from your campus that disagree with you, yet people who destroy myths about the gender pay gap are the problem.
Read what section of the paper this is in.
But that is part of the problem. Why is it satirical that men should be scared of women walking along behind them? The power of a woman to be able to attack a man, then immediately call for help as though he is the attacker, is huge and not to be underestimated.
‘Scared’ might be taking it too far, just as women should not be typically scared of a man, but a man certainly should be cautious of a strange woman behind him.
As a man, I am about as concerned of being attacked and immediately framed by a woman as I am being suddenly impaled by a unicorn.
This is important ^^
7% of men are responsible for over 90% of all sex crimes, and more than half of those 7% are repeat offenders. I hardly think less than 1/10th of a population constitute a “rape culture” among that general population. But no, keep pushing the narrative that men as a whole are sadistic sex predators because that’s what the radical college leftists want to believe. There’s nothing more pathetic than a male feminist willing to embrace completely false narratives and b.s. statistics in an attempt to white knight their way into assuaging their own warped sense of guilt, which seems to… Read more »