April 3, 2020 Eight Alternatives for Toilet Paper in the Apocalypse By Chuck Mannsly It was bound to happen sometime during the apocalypse that is 2020, and now, it has finally happened — the United States has run out of toilet paper. As college students, we have classes and lives and therefore,...
November 10, 2018 Freshman’s Guide to the Hierarchy of Roommates By Chuck Mannsly It’s the first quarter of college. You shake with anticipation, excited as the future of your unsupervised adult life starts now. There is just one thing off about your perfect new life: your new roommates. You don’t...
