Blogs

EPIDEMIC: Local fools make personal posts on Free & For Sale instead of their profile

March 1, 2018 by

In an astonishing turn of events, local Isla Vista fool put a rant up on the Free & For Sale page instead of on her personal profile.
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When All Is Said and Dine: A Pro Chef’s Thoughts on College Food

February 27, 2018 by

Over the weekend, UCSB Housing, Dining and Auxiliary Enterprises were surprised with a visit from none other than renowned chef, Gordon Ramsay.
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The People vs. Freebirds: American Crime Story

February 26, 2018 by

This indelible infraction is one step too far.
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Tampon Plugging and Butt Chugging: A Midterms Guide to Yerba

February 23, 2018 by

It’s midterms, my dudes.
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UCSB Student Complains About First-World Problems, Insists You Don’t @ Her

February 22, 2018 by

These issues REALLY matter.
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Against All Odds: A Fan’s Account of the Eagles’ Journey to Winning Super Bowl LII

February 22, 2018 by

Staff writer and lifetime Eagles fan Richard Benites examines Philadelphia's road to their first ever Super Bowl following the defeat of the New England Patriots just a few weeks ago.
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VOTE: What should Ryan get tattooed on his butt?

February 21, 2018 by

Yes, you read that right.
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Del Playa at Risk of Falling into Ocean Spiritually and Physically

February 19, 2018 by

Ninety percent of Del Playa cliff erosion is caused by dubstep music and loud bass.
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Valentine’s Day Epiphany: Previously DTF Man Now DTForm a Genuine Relationship

February 16, 2018 by

I owe so much to Valentine: he’s looking out for his bros.
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I Asked 30 Girls on Tinder What They Thought About Stamps

February 15, 2018 by

What do you think of stamps?
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No … The Dallas Cowboys Are Not “America’s Team”

February 15, 2018 by

Sports writer Kendra Jackson shares her opinion on why the Dallas Cowboys should not be called America's Team due to their lack of success the past 20-plus years.
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Girl Reminisces About Best Valentine’s Day Hookup

February 14, 2018 by

He gets me and that’s one of the things I love about him.
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The Secret to Convincing Your FWB to Commit on Valentine’s Day

February 13, 2018 by

Your resident unofficial Daily Nexus Sex and Relationship columnist takes on Valentine's Day commitments.
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Student Wary of Cuffing Season Preemptively Cuffs Self

February 12, 2018 by

Martinez has gone so far as to cuff herself before anyone else gets the chance.
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Trouble Is Afoot: Raccoon Theft Leaves DP Residents Barefoot and Unhappy

February 9, 2018 by

This isn’t the first time a raccoon has done something like this.
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