Blogs

March 2, 2018

New Snapchat Update Now Leading Cause of Divorce

By Mia Roncati

Having a 200-day or more streak absolutely guarantees a zero chance of divorce.

March 1, 2018

EPIDEMIC: Local fools make personal posts on Free & For Sale instead of their profile

By Maurice Hiccups

In an astonishing turn of events, local Isla Vista fool put a rant up on the Free & For Sale page instead of on her personal profile.

February 27, 2018

When All Is Said and Dine: A Pro Chef’s Thoughts on College Food

By Nicole Slaw

Over the weekend, UCSB Housing, Dining and Auxiliary Enterprises were surprised with a visit from none other than renowned chef, Gordon Ramsay.

February 26, 2018

The People vs. Freebirds: American Crime Story

By Lukas Abetie

This indelible infraction is one step too far.

February 23, 2018

Tampon Plugging and Butt Chugging: A Midterms Guide to Yerba

By Camille Horenstein

It’s midterms, my dudes.

February 22, 2018

UCSB Student Complains About First-World Problems, Insists You Don’t @ Her

By Mia Roncati

These issues REALLY matter.

February 22, 2018

Against All Odds: A Fan’s Account of the Eagles’ Journey to Winning Super Bowl LII

By Richard Benites

Staff writer and lifetime Eagles fan Richard Benites examines Philadelphia's road to their first ever Super Bowl following the defeat of the New England Patriots just a few weeks ago.

February 21, 2018

VOTE: What should Ryan get tattooed on his butt?

By Nexustentialism Staff

Yes, you read that right.

February 19, 2018

Del Playa at Risk of Falling into Ocean Spiritually and Physically

By Daniel Mauldin

Ninety percent of Del Playa cliff erosion is caused by dubstep music and loud bass.

February 16, 2018

Valentine’s Day Epiphany: Previously DTF Man Now DTForm a Genuine Relationship

By Lauren Jensen

I owe so much to Valentine: he’s looking out for his bros.

February 15, 2018

I Asked 30 Girls on Tinder What They Thought About Stamps

By Ryan Watt

What do you think of stamps?

February 15, 2018

No … The Dallas Cowboys Are Not “America’s Team”

By Kendra Jackson

Sports writer Kendra Jackson shares her opinion on why the Dallas Cowboys should not be called America's Team due to their lack of success the past 20-plus years.