Blogs

January 22, 2018

Students in ESS Pre-major Prepare to Literally Jump Through Hoops

By Clayton Alexander

Students have been working diligently to gear up for this week’s final challenge.

January 19, 2018

Study Abroad Student Misses Memo, Shows Up 1 Week Early

By Emily Anne Williams

The TAs then handed out the exams, and the professor wrote the time remaining on the board. Still, Sanders remained clueless.

January 19, 2018

2018 NFL Playoffs: Conference Championship Preview

By Richard Benites

Only four teams remain, and sports writer Richard Benites analyzes each team and who will win for the right to go to the Super Bowl!

January 16, 2018

2018 NFL Playoffs: Divisional Round Award Winners

By Richard Benites

Nexus staff writer Richard Benites breaks down, and hands out awards following the wonderful divisional round weekend of the 2018 NFL Playoffs.

January 11, 2018

2018 CFP Championship Award Winners

By Richard Benites

Following the wonderful CFP Championship game between Alabama and Georgia, staff writer Richard Benites analyzes the game and hands out his awards to those who deserve them.

December 18, 2017

ALL THE SEX I’VE HAD THIS YEAR, RATED

By Diana Prince

Every year when my virginity restarts on Jan. 1, I record and rate all the sex I have had by month and man. Take a peek into my exciting life as a serial polygamist:

December 8, 2017

10 Stages of Finals Week

By Emily Anne Williams

Despair. Pizza cravings. Yerba Mate. More despair. Finals season brings on a whole wave of feelings. Here is what a typical finals week looks like.

December 7, 2017

Eggbert: A Year in Review

By Eggbert the Alien

As the year comes to a close, Eggbert takes time to reflect on some of the advice he’s given over the course of 2017 and add any additional wisdom he’s picked up along the way.

December 1, 2017

Lame Frat Tables Their Parties in Arbor

By Becky Keebler-Johnson

In an unsurprising turn of events, lame-ass frat Sigma Tau Delta has resorted to tabling in The Arbor yesterday just to get people to come to their dumb parties.

November 30, 2017

6 Ways to Fuck Your Bae And Not Your GPA  

By George and Maybe

With finals fast approaching we're all running short on time to cram either knowledge or genitalia. Fear not! Below is our illustrated guide on how to make the most of your next two weeks. 

November 16, 2017

The Eagles Aren’t as Good as You Think, They’re Actually Better

By Richard Benites

Now beyond the halfway point of the NFL season, the Philadelphia Eagles have the best record in the league at 8-1. Staff writer Richard Benites, who is an avid Eagles fan, yes even before this season, gives his take on w...

November 14, 2017

Third-Year Dan Nutmeg Identified as Student Consistently Coughing in Your Lecture

By Emma Demorest

They said it couldn’t be done, but that one guy always coughing in your lectures has finally been identified as third-year biology major Dan Nutmeg.

November 13, 2017

Student Accidentally Changes Majors While Registering on G.O.L.D.

By Sam Sakamoto

Winter quarter registration pass times have quickly arrived, leaving everyone panicking about getting the classes they need while dreaming about the perfect world they will immerse themselves in if they get that exact sc...

November 10, 2017

Ask Eggbert: Important questions for Eggbert

By Eggbert the Alien

Eggbert the Alien is back again and sharing his universally renown wisdom on all things from budding classroom romances to dirty dishes.

November 9, 2017

Top 5 Sexiest Trump Tweets

By Madame Covfefe, SAD Donald

With just over a year since, Nexustentialism reflects on just how unbelievably sexual some of Trump's tweets are. Here's the five that got us the most wet:

November 2, 2017

Freshmen Outraged After Multiple Costumes Go to Waste

By Carly Kay

Several disappointed freshmen have been seen mourning the loss of their high school graduation money after spending it on an arsenal of Halloween costumes fit to combat the Halloweens of Isla Vista’s past. Droves of ea...