Nexustentialism
It's satire, stupid.
Earlier this year, the group publicly endorsed the restaurant for its “pro-bird activism,” despite the fact that no member had set foot inside the establishment.
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A regular superhero, Yang plans to fulfill his duties as chancellor for the remainder of the year while simultaneously running a full-fledged campaign.
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A series of Haikus dedicated to the unique experience of going to Student Health.
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Now you can sort everyone into a new set of arbitrary labels to your heart’s content.
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With a new Starbucks location coming to the UCSB campus, it's time to take a look at some proposed off-the-menu options.
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Inescapable curses await you if you dare to step outside today.
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This week in the review that no one asked for, I will be analyzing the flavorscape of UCSB’s infamous dining common, Portola.
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We dive all up in our young Netflix queues to give you some fiery suggestions for all your basic lit-uations.
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He decided that America had failed him and that the American political system was so overrun by E! News and Bravo that there was no chance for it to ever be resurrected.
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Midterm season never ends, so why should your suffering?
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Local residents were graced with the presence of President Trump when he stopped as part of his multi-step program, “Make Isla Vista Great Again.”
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Soon you’ll be fending off so many stress dreams that you won’t even want to fall asleep!
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"I can’t event tell the difference between Libchella and the real thing when scrolling through my Instagram feed."
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Yesterday a student reportedly made it through the Arbor without a single organization trying to persuade him towards their cause. Yet, while this may appear to be every Gaucho's dream, it was this s...
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No matter how many times I mention the acronyms MCDB or EEMB, people don’t understand.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
