Blogs

Surfing in Poop Water is the Shit

“Honestly, I’m like already pretty sick,” stated Corby, throwing up a condensed shaka.
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Wow! This Frat Respects Women By…

Really impressed!
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White Girl’s Semester Abroad Didn’t Totally Change Her Life

Shocking news arrived from a small suburb outside Los Angeles.
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Things Hieu Le Should Spend His $3,000 Honorarium on Instead of Increasing Student Fees

While we really do love our A.S. President, we do think it’s appropriate to poke fun at some good old-fashioned political fuck-ups every now and again.
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The ‘G.O.A.T.’ vs. the Hope: Brady & Foles Prepare for Battle

Superbowl LII is officially upon us and no storyline has dominated more than that of the greatest quarterback on one side going up against a backup that has exceeded expectations.
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A Trip Down Memory Lane: Our Favorite Super Bowls

Three of our staff writers give their takes on their favorite Super Bowl moments.
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Super Bowl LII Sleeper Picks

We all know about the big names going into Super Bowl 52, but what about the players that could prevail from under the radar?
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Super Bowl LII Key Matchups: Offense vs. Defense

It's the most wonderful time of the year, Super Bowl time! And the Daily Nexus sports staff breaks down both the Eagles and Patriots vs the other team's defense. Enjoy!
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Nice! UCSB Introduces 10 Edgy Classes for Spring Quarter

Here it is! The long-awaited *super easy* GE course list from UCSB. Everyone and their Aunt Trish loves taking a nice, juicy general education course. It’s a beautiful way to lighten the load of an ...
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Nexustentialism to Shut Down After Some Girl Kaitlyn says “Not Okay”

Well, it happened.
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UCSB Accepts Record Number of Out-of-State Students to Pay for New Science Building

Over 5,000 students were found to have been marked as in-state admissions over 3 years.
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New Chancellor Announced as Large Pile of Money Wearing Glasses

His glasses are prescription.
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X’s and O’s: Breaking Down the 2018 FIFA World Cup Groups (A-D)

Lots of buzz in the sports world for this year is due to the 2018 FIFA World Cup beginning this summer in June. Staff writer Richard Benites breaks down each qualifying team group by group as the anti...
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X’s and O’s: Breaking Down the 2018 FIFA World Cup Groups (E-H)

Lots of buzz in the sports world for this year is due to the 2018 FIFA World Cup beginning this summer in June. Staff writer Richard Benites breaks down each qualifying team group by group as the anti...
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Fuck It, I’m Rating the Birds

These winged jerks have had it too good for too long.
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