Got Change? Change?

The 'human is looking for a quick buck, and working at the Nexus, surprisingly, isn't a good place to start looking.
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Boomail

Umail doesn't seem like home any more, what with the required password change (so long, "weather69"), the bulging box of junk mail and University Announcements that in a few weeks will no longer apply...
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Spelling Bee-utiful

After listening to Fergie's "Fergilicious" and "Glamorous" songs, the 'human can't help but be impressed with her and her friends' spelling abilities.
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On the Menu

"Sex" is the most commonly entered term in search engines.
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Rain, Rain, Go Away

Due to budget constraints the Weathercolumn has been outsourced to India for $4 an hour.
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Meals on Wheels

This Weathercoupon good for one meal at the "2007 Cookout Protest," hosted by the 'human and held across the way from the anti-nuclear weapons hunger strikers/people in need of a crash diet posing as ...
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I See Dead Hobbits

Currently number two on the New York Times best sellers hardcover fiction list is the recently released novel, The Children of Húren, written by a man (J.R.R. Tolkien, sound familiar?) who died o...
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Darkness Falls

Last night blew up like an embassy in Africa.
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Vocab Quiz

Part two of the two-day series looking into my past makes the 'human rather anxious; there are hunger-striking hippies to make fun of.
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Cruisin’ For a Forecast

A ska band is playing at Extravaganza? Welcome back to eighth grade.
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Nice Article, Pointdexters

Ah, the Queer Wedding. The only place outside of Facebook where dozens of straight girl couples can be publicly seen in joke relationships.
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A Weather Distraction

Midterms. Ya know?
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Point and Match

Nothing turns the 'mate on more than a good, illogical argument leading to the 'human's mind being twisted around willy-nilly like a monochromatic Rubik's Cube.
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Out-Weathered

This has got to be the fucking funniest correction ever.
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Paper or Paper?

I guess some bridge in SF fell or something, because the bitching from that part of the state has gotten a whole lot louder.
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