I’ve got a Riddle

January 20, 2009 by

Today I've got a riddle for you.
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Think Shiny

January 15, 2009 by

It's official: Steve Jobs is taking a leave of absence from Apple.
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Last Days in Office

January 14, 2009 by

There are just six days until Bush is out of office, guys. What the hell does one do in the last 144 hours in office anyway? Sign yearbooks?
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One-Wheeled Sin

January 13, 2009 by

There's a new disturbing trend on campus, and I'm pretty sure you all know what it is: unicycling.
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No Friday Paper?

January 12, 2009 by

So, I bet a lot of you were wondering on Friday, "Where the hell is the Nexus? How can I get through another painful day of class and/or work without that beautiful amalgamation of important news and ...
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I Can Has Student Fees?

January 7, 2009 by

Am I the only one who picked up a free notebook from A.S. today? By free, I of course mean something I unknowingly paid for months ago via my student fees.
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I’d Like to Get to Know You in a Meteorological Kind of Way

January 6, 2009 by

I'm so nervous. I have my first section today.
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New Year’s Resolution

January 5, 2009 by

Happy New Year everyone! I don't know about y'all, but the 'human has a multi-phase resolution ready to go.
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Why Can’t We Be Friends?

November 26, 2008 by

Facebook just asked me "How likely are you to recommend Facebook to a friend?" Is that a trick question?
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Fuck a Turkey

November 25, 2008 by

So, who actually went to class today? You’re one of the few. If you go tomorrow, you can be proud as a fucking Marine (you know, before the military went to shit). Except you won’t be goin...
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Weatherhuman Causes Global Warming

November 24, 2008 by

So, I've heard a lot of you complaining about how cold it is here in Santa Barbara lately, just because it's flirting with dipping below 60 degrees every once in a while.
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Weather, Texas Human

November 21, 2008 by

Chuck Norris died yesterday. No he didn't, I just made that up.
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Cabinet Member ‘Human

November 20, 2008 by

So Obama's quickly filling out his cabinet, and I think he should seriously consider hiring a Meteorology czar.
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Bikers Beware

November 18, 2008 by

Note to clueless freshmen, dumbass sorostitutes, arrogant bros and scofflaw pedestrians: LEARN HOW TO USE A FUCKING ROUNDABOUT. I can’t stand it when some blond bimbo on her cell phone nearly ru...
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The HunchGaucho of Notre Storke

November 17, 2008 by

One of the perks of being the 'human is my many visits to the restricted areas of campus.
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