Nexustentialism

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10 New Year Resolutions for a Real Gaucho

December 31, 2014 by

New year, new you. At least that’s what we tell ourselves every first morning of January.
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Free Condoms and Red Vines to All

December 25, 2014 by

’Twas the Saturday before finals...
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A Letter to Santa

December 24, 2014 by

Dear Santa, It has been another long year in college and I know you can probably find my name somewhere near the top of the naughty list, but don’t let that fool you...
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The Painful Stages of Pulling an All-Nighter

December 17, 2014 by

We've all been there.
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Possible Professions for the College Drop-out

December 10, 2014 by

We have reached the time of year where the finals sluggishness sets in and the only thing that is on your mind are those SBMenu deals.
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8 Awkward Moments of Being Home for Thanksgiving

November 30, 2014 by

Going back home for Thanksgiving is always a reality check
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8 Things to Be UNthankful for This Thanksgiving

November 25, 2014 by

Because some things really don't deserve my thanks...
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13 Non-sexual Condom Uses

November 19, 2014 by

As a freshman there is never a shortage of different groups trying to get your attention, most offering free condoms as an incentive. Weirdly enough, simply amassing a warehouse-sized supply of condom...
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10 Yangformations That Need to be Seen

November 17, 2014 by

If you haven't imagined what Chancellor Yang's head looks like Photoshopped on Kim Kardashian's new booty pic, you obviously need to get your priorities straight.
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11 Notable Isla Vista Fashion Trends

November 13, 2014 by

Whether you love them or hate them, you’ll be sure to see these on every block.
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14 Things to Do When You Get Sexiled

November 12, 2014 by

It happens to everyone.
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7 Ways to Break Lecture Etiquette

November 11, 2014 by

After somehow finding the motivation to get to that awful 8 a.m., nothing is more emotionally painful than being annoyed by the plethora of students that violate basic rules of lecture etiquette.
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Best Ways to Study for Midterms by Major

November 7, 2014 by

As the days get shorter and the temperature drops to a startling low 70 degrees, it is clear that that time of the quarter is rolling around: midterms.
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30 Thoughts Everyone Has While on the Bikepaths at UCSB

November 5, 2014 by and

Don’t slow down or move aside for anyone — true in life, true on the bike path.
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Overheard in Isla Vista: Halloween Edition

November 4, 2014 by

Instead of wrapping up the weekend in quotes, Nexustentialism decided to take it to the streets when it came to Halloweekend in IV.
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