Kevin Clark

October 13, 2015

Five Penis Enlargement Techniques From Around the World

By Kevin Clark

Attention Gauchos! Do you like to ride to and from school on a Harley? Do you commonly use the word ‘faggot’ to describe others on internet forums? Have you been saving your Jamba Juice tip money with the hope to one...

July 9, 2015

A Connoisseur’s Guide to Malt Liquor

By Kevin Clark

In our debt-induced destitution, even simple drinks like Pabst Blue Ribbon and Bud Light can seem to be wistful luxuries. Lucky for us, malt liquor – cheap and bottled by the 40 – offers a respite that won’t break ...

May 15, 2015

5 Awesome Gangster Movies You Haven’t Seen

By Kevin Clark

Too often, the gangster genre gets boiled down to a handful of classics: “The Godfather,” “Scarface,” “GoodFellas.”

April 28, 2015

“Unfriended” Film Review

By Kevin Clark

To be honest, I was planning to shit on this movie. It looked shitty, it sounded shitty, and given my jaded tendencies, I was expecting to have a shitty time.

February 16, 2015

Fifty Shades of Grey Reviewed by a Guy

By Kevin Clark

Every day people go to the theater hoping to see the film of our generation, the movie everybody will remember.

October 29, 2014

Top 5 Movies With Penetration (On Netflix)

By Kevin Clark

This is a list (in no particular order) of what I consider to be the best movies available on Netflix that have full penetration. These are films that put our guts and our meat on display instead of keeping them under th...