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A Philosophical Reading of The Kardashians

October 11, 2016 by

Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, and Kapitalism: a klose konceptual look at important social issues, addressed by the foremost thinkers of our time.
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Left or Right, Get Hammered Tonight: A Presidential Debate Drinking Game

October 9, 2016 by

If global warming isn't real, neither is alcohol poisoning.
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What Does Your Lecture Hall Seat Say About You?

October 7, 2016 by

You can tell a lot about a person from their official unassigned spot.
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Summer Tour Guide Spotted Still Walking Backward

October 5, 2016 by

Greyson Phillips has not stopped walking backward since his last University-sanctioned campus tour well over a month ago.
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NLDS Showdown Set, Giants and Mets Set to Square Off

October 5, 2016 by

Wednesday's NL-wild card game between the San Francisco Giants and New York Mets will be the ultimate matchup in which both teams have the chance to advance and face the Chicago Cubs.
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Beating Festival FOMO: 8 New Events Selling Overpriced Day Passes

October 3, 2016 by

For those of you who missed Coachella, you may have experienced a bout of FOMO, or the “fear of missing out.”
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Professor Creates Add Code Competition, Mass Casualties Ensue

September 30, 2016 by

The competition consists of four stages: a chariot race, a steel cage wrestling match, jousting, and finally a multiple choice exam.
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NFL Hall of Fame Nominees Announced; Top 3 RBs

September 29, 2016 by

After the recent release of the NFL Hall of Fame's Class of 2017 nominations, Sports Editor Sean White keys in on the running back position specifically and forms a Top 3 list of ball carriers that sh...
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Unsure Student Desperately Searches for Confirmation They’re in Correct Classroom

September 28, 2016 by

"If someone in front of me could pull up their G.O.L.D. or write the class title on the top of their page, I would feel a lot better right now."
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Sorority Sally Goes 2 Weeks Without Social Media, Narrowly Survives

September 26, 2016 by

Day 3: Have re-activated Facebook accidentally through Spotify. The whole chapter has been fined for my negligence, and my Spotify privileges have been revoked.
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Week of Welcome Events That Didn’t Wow

September 23, 2016 by

Llamas & Lupus, Chips for Lips, and Moonlight Milk are all bygone welcome events that have come and gone on campus.
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How to Speak UCSB in 6 Easy Steps

September 19, 2016 by

When you go to the library, tell your friends you’re, “going to the lib.” If you want to initiate a fist bump, yell, “fist me, bro!”
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Lakers Finalize Training Camp Site at UCSB

September 17, 2016 by

UCSB will welcome Laker Nation to its campus for the team's training camp scheduled to take place from Sept. 27-Oct. 2.
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Mattress Theft On the Rise as The Chainsmokers Glorify Being an Asshole to Your Roommate

September 8, 2016 by

One victim of theft reported "the worst part is she took the sheets, too, and I bet she doesn't even keep them pulled over the corners."
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Surefire Ways to Gain the Freshman 15

August 28, 2016 by

As much as we upperclassmen want to diss you for asking where the Del Playa is, drinking all our alcohol and posting semi-clothed Instas with the caption “Halloween is lit,” we know we will get ou...
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