Pegged for Cheapness

January 9, 2008 by

I saw a story yesterday about a guy who moved into a New Jersey Ikea after his apartment had to be fumigated.
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Strip No-Show

January 7, 2008 by

I've always loved that "Welcome Back to I.V" moment on the drive into town.
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Catnipped

December 3, 2007 by

A woman in Tennessee claims that her cat survived 19 days with its head stuck in a peanut butter jar.
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Does Anyone Smell Bacon?

November 30, 2007 by

It amazes me that people continue to bike through that crosswalk on the way to the Rec Cen even though there's like eight signs explaining how its against the law and you face a hefty fine.
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Dr. Death

November 29, 2007 by

Not to support terrorism or anything, but I really don't agree with the fact that a doctor was sentenced to 25 years in prison for allegedly conspiring to help treat injured al-Qaida fighters.
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Bank Error in Your Favor, Collect $200

November 27, 2007 by

The traditional Weatherfamily Thanksgiving Monopoly game turned ugly this year, which isn't surprising since I've never played that game without it getting contentious.
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Quitting Cold Turkey

November 26, 2007 by

Midway through my Thanksgiving meal, my cousin decided to inform me that he had seen a 68-pound turkey the night before.
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“The ‘Human Smothers You in Gravy”

November 21, 2007 by

There's nothing funny about a holiday that exploits Native Americans and leads to increased obesity in a country that is already far too fat.
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You’re in My Seat, Jackass

November 20, 2007 by

I know we don't have seating charts in college, but as far as I'm concerned, there's an unwritten rule about where you can sit in lectures.
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Weather

November 19, 2007 by

Whoa, whoa, whoa! The CIA was on campus recruiting students last week and they DIDN'T stop by my office?
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Weather

November 15, 2007 by

For a while now I've been confused about why Congress is spending so much time debating the merits of waterboarding.
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Weather

November 13, 2007 by

Some attention-starved city councilman in New York has declared war on the city's pigeon population, calling for fines for people who feed pigeons, as well as trained hawks to scare the birds away.
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Weather

November 9, 2007 by

I had something legendary written for today, but the correction box stole my thunder.
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Weather

November 8, 2007 by

After perusing the latest world news and gossip, I was going to write about the pair...
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Weather

November 7, 2007 by

I've got to admit, I'm not really surprised that Shia LaBeouf was arrested over the weekend for trespassing at a Chicago Wallgreens.
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