After perusing the latest world news and gossip, I was going to write about the pair of four-year old boys who’s parents just realized that they were switched at birth, especially on the heels of yesterday’s “switched at cremation” story. But then I saw this headline: “Cow Plunges off Cliff onto Moving Van.” Apparently a missing cow walked five miles before falling off a 200-foot cliff near Spokane, Wash. and landing on a minivan. Luckily nobody was hurt, except the cow of course. So basically nobody was hurt. We get misty fog, Washington gets steaks falling from the skies. They win.