A woman in Tennessee claims that her cat survived 19 days with its head stuck in a peanut
butter jar. Apparently every time she tried to catch the cat, it would run away and hide
for days. I think the conventional view here would be to pity the poor cat, but I’m gonna
go the other way on this one: this cat is clearly the stupidest cat alive. God forbid I
ever get my head stuck in a jar, but if I do, I’m certainly not gonna hide. I’d be
looking for someone with a hammer and I’d be doing it fast.