I know we don’t have seating charts in college, but as far as I’m concerned, there’s an unwritten rule about where you can sit in lectures. Everyone has one week at the beginning of the quarter to claim their desired location, and then after that you need to stay there to the best of your ability. Basically what I’m getting at here is that the jackass who decided to sit in my sweet aisle seat near the back left corner of I.V. Theater yesterday needs to find somewhere else to park his fat ass. You know who you are.