The traditional Weatherfamily Thanksgiving Monopoly game turned ugly this year, which isn’t surprising since I’ve never played that game without it getting contentious. There’s always some asshole that decides to screw you over by buying Pennsylvania Avenue when you already have the other two green properties. Plus there’s the fact that everyone’s always just a little too eager to remind me that I landed on their hotel, and the whole pre-game battle to avoid getting stuck with the thimble. And don’t even get me started on that ridiculous railroad system.

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