I had something legendary written for today, but the correction box stole my thunder. For those of you that love to rip me on the comment boards, feel free to spend the weekend leaving even more comments about how I suck at life.
Weather
Featured Comic
Midterm Priorities at UCSB
Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
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Taurus
April 20 - May 20
“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
Leo
July 23 - August 22
“songs that make me see god”
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
“My Playlist #236”
Libra
September 23 - October 22
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
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Well there is no evidence to say that you suck at life, so we will leave that open for the time being. Concerning the weather column, on the other hand, there is evidence of sucking. If the column is your life, then you do indeed suck at life, but I hope to God it isn’t. And if your bit for today was truly "legendary" (doubtful), then we can wait for its appearance next week.