No Pass

November 13, 2008 by

So the pass/no pass deadline is coming up tomorrow, and the ‘human is going to take the cowards way out with 16 non-GPA-ruining units. That doesn’t mean the road ahead is going to be easy,...
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I Look Like A Lumberjack, And I’m OK.

November 12, 2008 by

So apparently flannel is back in style, and the 'human knows who to blame.
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Sports Page Got Nothin’ On Me

November 7, 2008 by

Who the fuck does the Armchair QB think he is?
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A Matter of National Security

November 6, 2008 by

A New York woman got a little unruly on her plane flight yesterday, apparently fighting with flight attendants and grabbing other passengers on her way from Puerto Rico to Chicago.
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I Put It in the Hoop Like Slam

November 3, 2008 by

So while most people were still sleeping off their Halloween hangovers Sunday afternoon, the ‘human was watching the most anticipated sporting event of the year: the Slamball championships. What...
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Go Boise State

October 30, 2008 by

So yesterday I was in class (weird, I know) when some dude sitting near me made fun of the team my shirt happened to be supporting.
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Drum Solo for God

October 23, 2008 by

A guy in Bridgeport, Connecticut broke into a church on Sunday to play a drum solo for God.
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Worst. Ticket. Ever.

October 16, 2008 by

A couple from Chicago was slapped with a $9.5 million parking ticket after leaving their car for two hours in Glencoe, Ill.
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Every Little Thing

October 6, 2008 by

The Weathermate and I got in a big fight last week… something about “sleeping with other ‘humans.'” Anyway, in an effort to make it up to the ‘mate, I put together a real...
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Weather

September 25, 2008 by

Ahhhh, glorious first week.
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Weather

July 15, 2008 by

Imagine for a moment that you are the luckiest person in the world and you are my roommate's summer subleaser.
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The ‘Human Gives Up Yearlong Weather Reign

June 5, 2008 by

Who is the Weatherhuman? It’s one of life’s great mysteries, right up there with the fact that the word “lisp” has an “s” in it and why it took the food industry so...
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Man-laws

April 28, 2008 by

Sit down Gauchos, we need to have a little talk...
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That’s the Spot, Right There

April 15, 2008 by

Massage parlors in Indonesia are asking their female masseuses to make it clear that sex is not part of the massage by padlocking their skirts and pants.
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Kissed From a Rose

April 14, 2008 by

So I was sitting/passed out by my front door Friday night when two toolish-looking guys walked past me, and, I kid you not, one of them was telling a story about how he played Seal songs the night bef...
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