Fart Tent

March 7, 2024

Top five women I’d make history with

By Fart Tent

To kick off this March, here’s a list of the top five women that you already know I’d make some good history with. 

February 29, 2024

Venmore! Black woman makes hundreds off white friends for Black History Month

By Fart Tent

Have you given your Black friends $5 for Black History Month yet? If not, you are FAR behind schedule and third year Morris Martin is not afraid to let it be known. 

February 8, 2024

Sad! Shit boyfriend only anti-capitalist during Valentine’s Day

By Fart Tent

In a discussion with his girlfriend, Whole shared that he refused to celebrate the holiday in any capacity due to its sickening association with all things capitalist and corporate. 

February 1, 2024

Help! Your golden retriever boyfriend won’t stop humping my leg

By Fart Tent

“No! Get down! Your goddamn boyfriend won’t stop humping my leg!!!!” 

October 31, 2023

Yikes! Roommate’s dumb bitch costume just your clothes

By Fart Tent

Trick or treat! This year’s Halloween costumes have been really unique and well thought out but none quite as much as your roommate, who has been planning for this moment since the moment they met you. 

May 18, 2023

5 SEXY GAUCHOS WANT TO MEET NEAR YOU

By Fart Tent

Hey gorg us. How would you like to see BIG BOOBS and BIG’s BUTT tonight.

May 4, 2023

Return of the Jedi: I’m high for the 2nd time at Wingstop

By Fart Tent

I have the plant with me now, and using my lightsaber, I’m able to light it and start smoking in the purple glow of my saber. Fuck yes.

April 14, 2023

Deltopia in review: Local girl with severe peanut allergy stores EpiPen in pussy

By Fart Tent

When asked if she was carrying a purse throughout the day, Chu smirked and claimed to not be “one of those weak bitches.”

February 10, 2023

Help! Chancellor Yang lives inside my cursed locket

By Fart Tent

“Go forth! Let’s smoke that dope za — or whatever the kids say.” 

January 20, 2023

I’ll say it: I’m a hoe and I’m cold

By Fart Tent

If you see me popping my pussy in a parka, either tell me that you like my outfit or stay in your fucking lane.

November 30, 2022

Thanks for bringing your moms this weekend

By Fart Tent

This year, I especially want to thank everyone who invited their mom for Parents’ Weekend, and I want to assure you that we had a lovely time together last night.

November 7, 2022

“He’s never gonna find someone like me,” says some girl in angel costume

By Fart Tent

“Like, it’s so stupid. He’s literally losing his chance, and I have, like, everything he could ever want!” says Starchy Malessence, “I don’t know what to do!”

May 13, 2022

Top 5 Fucking Skank Bitches in School

By Fart Tent

Hopefully when these people see this list, they might rethink their lives and stop being such fake fucking bitches. One can only hope!

April 29, 2022

How To Lounge Jubilantly on the Arbor Lawn With Your Multicultural Friends in Front of a Tour Group

By Fart Tent

So, if you’re not sure about what to do when you find yourself out with your most diverse group of friends, look no further! We’ve got you covered!

April 14, 2022

Belltopia: Storke Tower To Chime Alone This Weekend

By Fart Tent

We all make mistakes from time to time. Forgetting to give Storke Tower a hug and making sure she knew what time you would be home was yours this weekend. 

February 15, 2022

My Badge Is Sage Green: I Am Gay

By Fart Tent

My badge is sage green. There, I said it. I know you’re wondering why my badge is a beautiful shade of green while yours is still the color of toxic goo in cartoons. Well, the answer is quite simple: I am gay. This is ...