5 SEXY GAUCHOS WANT TO MEET NEAR YOU
Hey gorg us. How would you like to see BIG BOOBS and BIG’s BUTT tonight.
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Hey gorg us. How would you like to see BIG BOOBS and BIG’s BUTT tonight.
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I have the plant with me now, and using my lightsaber, I’m able to light it and start smoking in the purple glow of my saber. Fuck yes.
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When asked if she was carrying a purse throughout the day, Chu smirked and claimed to not be “one of those weak bitches.”
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“Go forth! Let’s smoke that dope za — or whatever the kids say.”
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If you see me popping my pussy in a parka, either tell me that you like my outfit or stay in your fucking lane.
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This year, I especially want to thank everyone who invited their mom for Parents’ Weekend, and I want to assure you that we had a lovely time together last night.
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“Like, it’s so stupid. He’s literally losing his chance, and I have, like, everything he could ever want!” says Starchy Malessence, “I don’t know what to do!”
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Hopefully when these people see this list, they might rethink their lives and stop being such fake fucking bitches. One can only hope!
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So, if you’re not sure about what to do when you find yourself out with your most diverse group of friends, look no further! We’ve got you covered!
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We all make mistakes from time to time. Forgetting to give Storke Tower a hug and making sure she knew what time you would be home was yours this weekend.
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My badge is sage green. There, I said it. I know you’re wondering why my badge is a beautiful shade of green while yours is still the color of toxic goo in cartoons. Well, the answer is quite simple...
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Sporting a diaper and Cupid’s iconic bow and arrow, Yang intends to walk amongst us, looking for two kids he can totally ship together.
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Feeling moldy lately? You and the homes of students in Isla Vista have that in common! Many students have found themselves calling up their landlords, worried about the ever growing presence of mold i...
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