Top 5 Fucking Skank Bitches in School

Hopefully when these people see this list, they might rethink their lives and stop being such fake fucking bitches. One can only hope!
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How To Lounge Jubilantly on the Arbor Lawn With Your Multicultural Friends in Front of a Tour Group

So, if you’re not sure about what to do when you find yourself out with your most diverse group of friends, look no further! We’ve got you covered!
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Belltopia: Storke Tower To Chime Alone This Weekend

We all make mistakes from time to time. Forgetting to give Storke Tower a hug and making sure she knew what time you would be home was yours this weekend. 
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My Badge Is Sage Green: I Am Gay

My badge is sage green. There, I said it. I know you’re wondering why my badge is a beautiful shade of green while yours is still the color of toxic goo in cartoons. Well, the answer is quite simple...
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Our Little Cupid: Chancellor Yang to Wear Diaper, Tell Students to Kiss

Sporting a diaper and Cupid’s iconic bow and arrow, Yang intends to walk amongst us, looking for two kids he can totally ship together.
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Mold is Just a Friend, Landlord Promises

Feeling moldy lately? You and the homes of students in Isla Vista have that in common! Many students have found themselves calling up their landlords, worried about the ever growing presence of mold i...
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