Rounding out the final session of pass times, many fourth-years found themselves, for once, at ease. Finally, the first group to get their greedy little hands on classes, mostly everyone was satisfied with what they got. This final quarter, many seniors found themselves branching out into realms they would’ve never considered during their first year. 

“I have suffered a great deal and finally am able to complete my quest,” computer science major Meena Torr said. “I will take Greek Mythology in the classics department.”

Unlike most people, who took Greek Myth fall quarter of their freshman year, Torr waited until the last possible chance. Over the course of her four years, she describes what she claims are the 12 tasks of completing a bachelor’s degree at UC Santa Barbara. 

“It’s quite simple really. The tasks are as follows: clean a fraternity bathroom, slay the Freebird, steal from the Arbor, obtain an enemy you must avoid on campus, slay a bathroom on campus, capture a moment you don’t remember the next morning on camera and retrieve your sweatshirt from your ex-whatever the fuck that was. Any task can be subbed with taking and passing Greek Myth.”

Meena Torr opted not to slay a bathroom on campus, given that girls do not poop. The hardest task, she thought, was cleaning a fraternity bathroom. Given only one day to complete the arduous task, Torr claimed to have passed out upon initial entry alone and then again for every drawer and cabinet she had to open. The easiest was “without a doubt” stealing from the Arbor.

For any fourth-year still struggling to nail down that last class or complete all 12 bachelor’s tasks, give Greek Myth a try! It’s probably full though. 

Yes, Fart Tent was a Percy Jackson kid and is now a Percy Jackson adult.