Weather

February 18, 2009

Hello Goodbye

By The Weatherhuman

OK, so you know that thing you do when you pass someone on the way to class? Like, someone you don't really know on a first-name basis but have met a couple times before? Yeah, you give them that head nod thing and make ...

February 17, 2009

President’s Lay

By The Weatherhuman

So how bout that day off? I hope you used it as productively as I did, sitting inside wishing I could muster up the energy to brave the downpours and actually do something with my life.

February 12, 2009

No Valentines for Clinton

By The Weatherhuman

Valentine’s Day is this weekend! So is President’s Day! I propose we combine the two and all send Obama a Valentine. Or George W., if you want. Hell, you can even send one to Carter if that’s what you&#...

February 11, 2009

Making Time

By The Weatherhuman

Seeing as I've been in and out of midterms these past few weeks, I've learned something really important: Sleep is overrated.

February 10, 2009

Wind Power

By The Weatherhuman

Fuck this wind. Seriously.

February 9, 2009

Spring Quarter Advice

By The Weatherhuman

Don't know whether you can weather this weather or not? Yeah, me neither, but dumb English jokes aren't going to make it better.

February 5, 2009

A Busload of Fun

By Staff

Remember how yesterday I said Michael Phelps’ weed smoking would impact the children and stuff? Turns out it happened quicker than I expected. Apparently some cops found 9,210 pounds of weed in an abandoned school ...

February 4, 2009

American Hero

By Staff

I know this is kind of old news, but I feel it's important for you all to know. Michael Phelps, American hero and holder of a million Olympic golds, has admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs. Well, not so much pe...

February 2, 2009

3-D Super Bowl

By The Weatherhuman

I hope you all busted out your 3-D glasses for those Super Bowl commercials, because they were awesome.

January 29, 2009

Still Poor, Just Poorer

By Staff

Weekend Forecast: Fuckin’ corrections stealing my space… So how ’bout them Superbowl ads? I took one out for all the money I make in the Nexus. Be on the lookout for my .03 seconds of fame.

January 28, 2009

Walk It or Ticket

By Staff

Let’s play a game called “What is the IVFP wasting their time on today?” There are a bunch of potential valid answers to the question of course, but one is particularly prevalent today: skateboard ticke...

January 27, 2009

The Tower of Weather

By Staff

As UCSB students, we come to accept certain facts of life. For instance, Storke Tower is an eyesore. Try denying that. Also, if you live in I.V. you’re bound to get a copy of the yellow pages every year despite nev...

January 26, 2009

The Paper Is Mightier Than the Sword

By Staff

Did you know that there are still a large number of Americans who don’t believe in evolution, and instead embrace creationism? Of course you did, but you probably think that’s a bad thing because you’re...

January 22, 2009

No Sex

By Staff

Why must you have really loud sex in the apartment right next to mine? I mean, I know sometimes you have to let loose and go all primal and stuff but seriously – have a little courtesy. Not only are you keeping me ...

January 21, 2009

Laissez Unfaire

By The Weatherhuman

You know what's bullshit? On-campus shops ripping off the students who actually go to class. Seriously guys, you can't give me a fucking five dollar footlong on campus?

January 20, 2009