Weather

April 8, 2009

Weatherhuman for Mayor!

By The Weatherhuman

Damn you, JMike! Every year about this time, when A.S. elections are rolling around the corner, I embark on an awesome journey to become the next A.S. President.

April 7, 2009

Smells Like… Chicken.

By The Weatherhuman

Today, we have a very special, experimental Weatherbox.

April 6, 2009

Floatopia Transmitted Infections

By The Weatherhuman

So I'm back from my one-day hiatus, and while I can't divulge the details of my mysterious disappearance, just know that it involved several transsexual hookers, a Bolivian jail, a whole lot of blow and what I believe wa...

April 2, 2009

Absent Without Leave

By The Weatherhuman

Don’t you just hate it when you’re working on a group project, and you really need something from someone right before it’s due; say for instance, you – being an esteemed Nexus night editor &#8211...

April 1, 2009

April Foolishness

By The Weatherhuman

Today's the big day: the day when you get to put in action that evilly genius plot you've masterminded over the last month to get your roommate back once and for all.

March 31, 2009

Alcoholism

By The Weatherhuman

Fuck you, UCSB.

March 9, 2009

Things Not To Do When You’re Drunk

By The Weatherhuman

A word to the wise: If you're large, male and drunk, there are certain things you should and should not attempt.

March 5, 2009

GIANT PENIS

By The Weatherhuman

Did anyone else notice the blood bus by the arbor today? Not too unusual on its own, I know. But I did care for its juxtaposition next to the girl dressed up as a giant vagina across the way.

March 4, 2009

Fro-Yo Honey Some Love

By The Weatherhuman

So fellas, it's past midnight on a random weekday, and you and your lady friend are jonesing for some delicious sweets. Maybe you've got the munchies... or the drunchies. I won't judge.

March 3, 2009

Power Commercials Melt Brains

By The Weatherhuman

Do you ever feel like your intelligence is constantly under assault?

March 2, 2009

Craigslisters

By The Weatherhuman

You: the moderately pathetic college student browsing Craigslist's "missed connections," hoping in vain for a complete stranger's affection to validate your meaningless existence.

February 26, 2009

Board Games on Acid

By The Weatherhuman

A lot of people talk about how our youth are being corrupted with violent video games and all. On the one hand, yeah – stealing cars and blowing up cops in Grand Theft Auto IV probably doesn’t set the best ex...

February 25, 2009

The Academia Blues

By The Weatherhuman

Bored in class again, eh? Well then I have great news for you! As it turns out, the best way to kick away the academia blues is to imbibe like an Irish Catholic Priest. Don’t believe me? Well, all the cool kids are...

February 24, 2009

Squirrelly Mischief

By The Weatherhuman

Sometimes I swear squirrels are out to get me.

February 23, 2009

The Oscars

By The Weatherhuman

So how did everyone’s Oscar pools go? Mine was great. I may never have watched “Slumdog Millionaire”, but I sure as hell picked it for a bunch of awards. But let’s not kid ourselves: Without drink...

February 19, 2009