A word to the wise: If you’re large, male and drunk, there are certain things you should and should not attempt. Attempting to pick up your much smaller female friend to demonstrate your immense strength and drunkitude, though likely a faux pas, is probably all right. Then draping her over your shoulder as one would a small child is a less good idea. Proceeding to fall backward, all the while pile-driving her head-first into the ground is one of those no-nos I mentioned. On the plus side, if she’s OK, it becomes a hilarious party story! If not… well, then it’s manslaughter.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: No less than 30 large, male, drunkardly Isla Vistans scratch their heads and say to themselves, “The Weatherhuman was at my party?”