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January 15, 2009

Think Shiny

By The Weatherhuman

It's official: Steve Jobs is taking a leave of absence from Apple.

January 14, 2009

Last Days in Office

By The Weatherhuman

There are just six days until Bush is out of office, guys. What the hell does one do in the last 144 hours in office anyway? Sign yearbooks?

January 13, 2009

One-Wheeled Sin

By The Weatherhuman

There's a new disturbing trend on campus, and I'm pretty sure you all know what it is: unicycling.

January 12, 2009

No Friday Paper?

By The Weatherhuman

So, I bet a lot of you were wondering on Friday, "Where the hell is the Nexus? How can I get through another painful day of class and/or work without that beautiful amalgamation of important news and insightful commentar...

January 8, 2009

Fourthmeal?

By Staff

We're only a week into 2009, and I've already gotten my first angry Facebook wall post, from none other than A.S. President J.P. Primeau. Turns out A.S. made a profit from advertisements on those obnoxious notebooks I wa...

January 7, 2009

I Can Has Student Fees?

By The Weatherhuman

Am I the only one who picked up a free notebook from A.S. today? By free, I of course mean something I unknowingly paid for months ago via my student fees.

January 6, 2009

I’d Like to Get to Know You in a Meteorological Kind of Way

By The Weatherhuman

I'm so nervous. I have my first section today.

January 5, 2009

New Year’s Resolution

By The Weatherhuman

Happy New Year everyone! I don't know about y'all, but the 'human has a multi-phase resolution ready to go.

December 4, 2008

Fox News

By Staff

Being on a liberal, pink-o commie campus all the time, sometimes I feel like I don't get enough propaganda from the other side. Thus, I occasionally frequent foxnews.com. It gives me my share of real, totally newsworthy ...

December 1, 2008

A Holiday Poem

By Staff

So I don’t know about you, but the ‘human is still recovering from Thanksgiving lunch, dinner and subsequent leftovers dispersed throughout the weekend. Thusly, I think instead of being clever I’ll do s...

November 26, 2008

Why Can’t We Be Friends?

By The Weatherhuman

Facebook just asked me "How likely are you to recommend Facebook to a friend?" Is that a trick question?

November 25, 2008

Fuck a Turkey

By The Weatherhuman

So, who actually went to class today? You’re one of the few. If you go tomorrow, you can be proud as a fucking Marine (you know, before the military went to shit). Except you won’t be going of your own accord...

November 24, 2008

Weatherhuman Causes Global Warming

By The Weatherhuman

So, I've heard a lot of you complaining about how cold it is here in Santa Barbara lately, just because it's flirting with dipping below 60 degrees every once in a while.

November 21, 2008

Weather, Texas Human

By The Weatherhuman

Chuck Norris died yesterday. No he didn't, I just made that up.

November 20, 2008

Cabinet Member ‘Human

By The Weatherhuman

So Obama's quickly filling out his cabinet, and I think he should seriously consider hiring a Meteorology czar.

November 19, 2008

The Joys of Grammar

By Staff

Athletes (and Bob Dole) have completely stolen the third person away from the rest of us. "T.O. is just looking out for T.O." You know what Terrell? The 'human's been using that particular method of speech since before y...