Being on a liberal, pink-o commie campus all the time, sometimes I feel like I don’t get enough propaganda from the other side. Thus, I occasionally frequent foxnews.com. It gives me my share of real, totally newsworthy stuff, and it’s definitely not fear-mongering garbage. And what were today’s headlines that stuck out, you ask?

Report: School Cans Christmas Play for Muslim Festival

Cops: Woman Infested by Maggots May Not Make It

Clinton for Secretary of State – Unconstitutional?
The kicker though? Russia To Send Warship Through Panama Canal. Just when we thought we’d heard the last of those Soviet bastards…

Tomorrow’s forecast: Death by finals. Then the ‘human will go home and celebrate Christmas with its family, only to find out they’ve switched it to some kind of unconstitutional maggot-infested Muslim Festival. Et tu weatherfamily?