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November 18, 2008

Bikers Beware

By The Weatherhuman

Note to clueless freshmen, dumbass sorostitutes, arrogant bros and scofflaw pedestrians: LEARN HOW TO USE A FUCKING ROUNDABOUT. I can’t stand it when some blond bimbo on her cell phone nearly runs me over because s...

November 17, 2008

The HunchGaucho of Notre Storke

By The Weatherhuman

One of the perks of being the 'human is my many visits to the restricted areas of campus.

November 14, 2008

One New Voicemail…

By Staff

So in day-to-day life, the ‘human has been known to double as an investigatory journalist. Recently, this secret life has brought you the news of the flannel epidemic here at UCSB, but now I’ve discovered som...

November 13, 2008

No Pass

By The Weatherhuman

So the pass/no pass deadline is coming up tomorrow, and the ‘human is going to take the cowards way out with 16 non-GPA-ruining units. That doesn’t mean the road ahead is going to be easy, though, by any mean...

November 12, 2008

I Look Like A Lumberjack, And I’m OK.

By The Weatherhuman

So apparently flannel is back in style, and the 'human knows who to blame.

November 10, 2008

Skip Class for the Vets

By Staff

So Veterans Day is tomorrow, meaning all you students don’t have class, and we Nexites don’t have to make a paper. Hooray! But the ‘human has one quarrel with the whole ordeal: Who puts a holiday on a T...

November 7, 2008

Sports Page Got Nothin’ On Me

By The Weatherhuman

Who the fuck does the Armchair QB think he is?

November 6, 2008

A Matter of National Security

By The Weatherhuman

A New York woman got a little unruly on her plane flight yesterday, apparently fighting with flight attendants and grabbing other passengers on her way from Puerto Rico to Chicago.

November 5, 2008

Democrats, FTW!

By Staff

Ass plus g.r. is grass! That's a word joke for you right there. Hope you appreciated it. Wait, what's that you say? There was an election yesterday? And a half-black, son of an immigrant will soon hold the most powerful ...

November 4, 2008

I Want A Recount!

By Staff

Election Day is at hand! Finally, we’ll have an end to the inane political discussion that has gone on for months and months. We’ll have an end to the divisive punditry, the absurd 24-hour news coverage and t...

November 3, 2008

I Put It in the Hoop Like Slam

By The Weatherhuman

So while most people were still sleeping off their Halloween hangovers Sunday afternoon, the ‘human was watching the most anticipated sporting event of the year: the Slamball championships. What a fucking sport! Ev...

October 30, 2008

Halloween Hooliganism

By Staff

Happy Halloween, fellow drunken partygoers!

October 30, 2008

Go Boise State

By The Weatherhuman

So yesterday I was in class (weird, I know) when some dude sitting near me made fun of the team my shirt happened to be supporting.

October 29, 2008

Want Some Sweet Tea?

By Staff

In an effort to control the state’s booming weight, Alabama now charges citizens on employer health care a whole $25 a year if they don’t go to free health check-ups. While there is no penalty for being fat o...

October 28, 2008