Happy Halloween, fellow drunken partygoers! While most might tell you to be safe and shit, I say go for the fucking gusto! Throw back a few dozen shots, dress up like a slutty Joe the Plumber and go get some! It’s Halloween, who’s going to judge you? Not the Weatherhuman, that’s who.
Tomorrow’s Forecast: When you wake up in jail wearing nothing but duct tape and a fedora, don’t blame the ‘human. It was probably your roommate’s fault, that bastard.